Jake and amir dating apps - apologise
INTRO[]
Jake: Hey, you're watching a pimp and Amir!
Amir: Nice!
Jake: I'm a pimp!
Amir: I know.
Jake: I am![]
Episode[]
(Jake and Amir are at their desks. Jake is on his phone. Amir is playing with some wind-up chattering teeth. Jake abruptly bursts into song, which startles Amir.)
Jake: [singing] I'm swiping right! I matched on Tinder...! She is sixteen.
Amir: Sixteen?
Jake: Nineteen. Easy does it. Nineteen. What did I sing?
Amir: Sixteen.
Jake: Pervert! That's illegal.
Amir: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah.
Amir: ...Yes.
Jake: Okay.
Amir: Okay.
Jake: Alright.
Amir: Good.
Jake: So we're clear, she's sixteen-- nineteen! Now you got me sayin' it! [laughs]
Amir: You said it first!
Jake: Anyway, this is a snatch made in Heaven! Alright? Nineteen. Her name is Lod. [pronounced "load"]
Amir: Lord?
Jake: Lod. L-O-D. As in she has double-D's. It's French or some shit, and I'm going to french... [miming licking breasts] ...her tits!
Amir: I wonder if I should get Tinder!
Jake: I'm gonna stop you right there. I wouldn't do that, just 'cause you're what my Tinder coach would call an app-killer.You're someone who doesn't just get left-swiped; you actually inspire people to delete the app. [laughing] You're ugly.
Amir: Mean!
Jake: Sometimes the truth hurts. You've got to embrace it. I was an app-killer myself before I met Chet, but it only cost me fifty bucks per match to become Mr. Right-Swiped!
Amir: Loser! You have a Tinder coach?
Jake: Goddamn right I do.
Amir: How many matches have you gotten?
Jake: [holding up one finger] Just the one. Just the one so far, but I've only been right-swiping for a year.
[Amir makes an incredulous face. Jake mocks him defensively.]
Amir: Long time.
Jake: The trick? Shirtless pics! That's right, a topless pic for this thick dick makes the chicks--
[Jake gags.]
Amir: Oh.
[Jake gags again.]
Amir: Oh!
[Jake gags a third time.]
Amir: Why?
[Jake vomits onto his desk. Amir watches in astonishment. Jake spits out the last of the vomit and continues.]
Jake: ...sick!
Amir: Holy shit. How?
Jake: [clearing his throat] I fingered a cat, dude! At a shelter!
Amir: Inhumane!
Jake: [wiping his mouth] I guess I'm just excited about my date with Lod tonight.
Amir: That's not a good reason!
Jake: With Lod.
Amir: Where are you taking her?
Jake: Get this, dude [gives his phone to Amir]: I'm gonna meet her online. She's got a cam, and I am her man! Me and a couple other choice bachelorinos are going to, uh... [makes a masturbating gesture] ...kinda jack it, while she [singing] talks dirty to me! [dancing, trying to sing the sax line of "Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo] Da-na-na, da, da-na-na-na-naaa, na-na-na, na, naaa-na-na!
Amir: ...She's a bot.
Jake: What the fuck did you just say?
Amir: ...I mean, it's clear to me--
Jake: Whoa, buddy! What the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend?
Amir: These photos are of--
Jake: I'm gonna tell you one thing right now, before you say what I think you're about to say. This "bot", as you're gonna callously call her? She might be my future wife, and the mother to my future children! So please, I beg of you, actually I demand of you, to proceed with reverence.
Amir: All--
Jake: Tread lightly. Fucker.
Amir: All these photos are of different strippers.
Jake: Meaning?
Amir: Meaning, this one's blonde. This one's a redhead. This one's Asian!
Jake: Yeah! Lod keeps you guessing, man. That's why I dig her. Plus we really connected over chat! Things got real!
Amir: Yeah, she wrote "Hey, cutie. Want to see me tonight? Go to livecamgirlwhores.co.nz and enter your billing info."
Jake: Yes! I kind of like when girls ask for what they want. I think that's sexy. Maybe you disagree.
Amir: You responded "I don't have a credit card. Can I PayPal or Venmo you? I think this could be the real deal, and I'd hate to lose you over a technicality, Lod."
Jake: Sorry for me telling her what I want too!
Amir: She responds "Sorry, cutie. No cash. Need billing info."
Jake: Fair.
Amir: You write "Shit, shit, shit. Okay, calling my dad. Do not hang up, please."
Jake: I was worried about losing her.
Amir: She writes "Don't worry, cutie. This is a text conversation. There is no hanging up."
Jake: She's there for me when I'm feeling weak.
Amir: Alright...
Jake: By the way, I resent the implication that I'm not good at texting. I'm a Casanova in that regard.
Amir: Yeah, you finally respond "My dad yelled at me, but I cried, cried, cried, and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of Dad's CC."
Jake: There we go. Everything's right in the world.
Amir: "Sending you some major coin as we squeak."
Jake: She deserved it.
Amir: She says nothing!
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: You write again "I love you."
Jake: 'Cause I do.
Amir: She said nothing.
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: You write "I love you so much, Lod."
Jake: I do. I love her so much.
Amir: She says nothing.
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: Okay, 'cause then you said "I'll see you tonight on the cam. I love you so much, Lod."
Jake: What don't you understand, dude? She's playing hard to wet!
Amir: She just wrote back "Can't do tonight, cutie."
Jake: What?
Amir: "I withdrew a thousand dollars from the account as a holding fee for next week."
Jake: No...
Amir: Yeah.
Jake: No!
Amir: Yes.
Jake: Lod!
Amir: What?
Jake: Why, Lod?
END
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AMIR: Remember how you told me to hire a dating coach to help me hit on girls better?
JAKE: (sighs) No.
BEN SCHWARTZ: (rolls in on chair and shakes hands with Amir) Amir Blumenfeld, how are you.
BEN SCHWARTZ: That's your girl, ok?
AMIR: Sure.
AMIR: I've.. been, I've-- we were.. toge-together--
JAKE: -n with, secondly, were are you guys gonna go to lunch? Because thirdly, (slaps Amir on his shoulder) we're coming with.
INTRO:
DEEP DRAMATIC VOICE (SAM REICH): You are watching Jake and-- (coughs)
AMIR: (clears throat) Amir. Whoa, that was weird.
JAKE: Yeah.
[Jake and Amir are standing outside Ricky's office, while Sarah and Hallie talk inside Ricky's office.]
AMIR: I think I shouldn't be wearing a shirt, remember?
JAKE: (sighs) I don't care, what you do, at all...
BEN SCHWARTZ: (rolls in on office chair) Why are you wearing a shirt? You shouldn't be wearing a shirt. You should be peacocking all over the place.
(Amir looks at Jake with disdain as he takes off his sweater.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: So this is what we're gonna do, we'll lead off-- concentrate, we'll lead off with a joke. (to Jake) Do you know any funny jokes?
JAKE: Guy walks into a bar, ouch.
BEN SCHWARTZ: (laughs like a seal loudly, making Jake and Amir cover their ears and Sara and Hallie look at him strangely) HAHEAH! UEH UHUHUH! UUUEH!--
AMIR: Ah! What's that?
BEN SCHWARTZ: That's the way I laugh. Not a big deal. When you get in there, you guys are gonna be like Raisin Bran over my aunt's ***s, ok?
AMIR: I don't get that! Whenev--
BEN SCHWARTZ: Let's get in there and let's do it. Let's get in there and do that. (to Jake) We'll get you a dick, let's do it.
JAKE: (to Ben Schwartz) Hey!
(The three guys walk into Ricky's office.)
AMIR: Ladies.
SARAH: Amir, Jake. A word. (She gets up and leads them out of Ricky's office, shoving Amir.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: (to Hallie) Is that seat taken?
HALLIE: Um, kind of, yeah.
BEN SCHWARTZ: Yeah, by me, probably.
[Sarah is talking to Jake and Amir outside Ricky's office.]
SARAH: You guys, seriously, how many times do I have to tell you not to talk to my sister? (to Jake) YOU had your chance; (to Amir) You left her in the middle of a park during your date!
AMIR: (unbuttoning his shirt) Yeah, that was a weird thing.
SARAH: What are you doing?!
AMIR: Peacocking! One second!
SARAH: Just leave that on, you guys are both disgusting, god. (walks back into Ricky's office.)
[Ben Schwartz is trying to seduce Hallie, leaning towards her and talking while she leans away.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: --let you be the princess of my--
AMIR: (to Ben Schwartz) Whoa! Amir. A word.
[Amir and Ben Schwartz are talking outside Ricky's office.]
AMIR: K, what the heck was that?
BEN SCHWARTZ: First of all, you gotta pay me that $150,000 when this is done, ok? The other thing is I'm setting you up.
[Jake, Sarah, and Hallie are sitting at the table in Ricky's office.]
JAKE: So...--
SARAH: Don't!
(Amir's voice can be heard from outside the room: --you being nice to her, and you just told me not to be--)
JAKE: ...It's nice to see you. That's it.
[Back to outside Ricky's office.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: No, I was trying to be your fern to a s- a salad sandwich, you know what I mean?
AMIR: Always, with the things I don't get, I don't know metaphors...
BEN SCHWARTZ: Ok, fine, then what do you like?
AMIR: Chicken nuggets, P.O.D., Freddy Got Fingered,--
BEN SCHWARTZ: Ok good, it was like P.O.D. was eating chicken nuggets--
(Amir immediately laughs, and Ben Schwartz joins in with his seal laugh.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: Yeah, yeah, you got it?
[Amir and Ben Schwartz are entering Ricky's office, by foot and rolling chair, respectively.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: Jake, Sarah? A word?
(Jake and Sarah reluctantly get up and leave.)
[Amir is talking to Hallie inside Ricky's office, while Jake, Sarah, and Ben Schwartz listen and watch through the glass walls from outside.]
AMIR: Hi, Hallie, hmhm (awkward laugh) Uh, everyone-- (the camera reveals that Amir is not wearing a shirt) --sorry, everyone is asking me to be one way, or.. another, and, I'm just-- I can't do that anymore, I just have to be honest with you.
HALLIE: That's great, Amir.
AMIR: I think you're a stupid ugly bitch, and I hate your shoes. (clenches his face and crosses his fingers in suspense, while Hallie looks away slowly)
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AMIR: So do you wanna... What do you wanna do, do you wanna go on a date, or hug me, or.. how does that work out?
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AMIR: Some alone time. Totally cool. I need my space too.
END.
Jake and Amir
Comedy duo
This article is about a comedy duo. For their web series, see Jake and Amir (web series).
Jake and Amir is an American comedy duo made up of podcasters and former CollegeHumor writers Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. The duo came into prominence in 2007 when they began writing and starring in the web seriesJake and Amir. The program would later be picked up and produced by CollegeHumor. It portrays humorous versions of Jake and Amir, where Jake is usually depicted as a sensible "regular guy" and Amir as his annoying co-worker who engages in bizarre and sometimes surreal hijinks which involuntarily involve Jake, much to his chagrin.
In 2013, Jake and Amir started the podcast, If I Were You, an advice show where listeners email in questions which are answered in a humorous way. Their involvement in podcasting led them to founding the podcasting network HeadGum.
Jake and Amir left CollegeHumor in 2015 to focus on producing their own content. In 2016, the duo released an on-demand comedy series called Lonely and Horny on Vimeo. The series was picked up by CollegeHumor for its second season.
Online video[edit]
Jake and Amir[edit]
Main article: Jake and Amir (web series)
Jake and Amir is a web series set in CollegeHumor's office in New York City and later Los Angeles where Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld played humorous versions of themselves: Jake is usually depicted as a sensible "straight man" and Amir as his annoying, obsessive, and odd co-worker.[1] Running for over eight years, Jake and Amir was CollegeHumor's longest-running series and has amassed approximately one-billion views as of April 2017.[2]
The show was started in 2007 as a way for Jake and Amir to have fun at work. As it grew in popularity, CollegeHumor began paying Jake and Amir to make the videos for their website. Over its eight-year run, the web series featured a number of guests, including actors Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Ben Schwartz, Rick Fox, and Milana Vayntrub, as well as a cameo by actor Ed Helms as 'Mickey' in one of the final episodes. In 2011, CollegeHumor released Jake and Amir: Fired, a thirty-minute special in which Amir is fired and Jake is promoted.[3] The special was CollegeHumor's first paid content, and was available for purchase online or as a DVD.[4]
Jake and Amir ended in February 2015 when CollegeHumor released the series' eight-part finale.[5] On October 27, 2016, the pair returned to CollegeHumor for a single episode of Jake and Amir, titled Jake and Amir: Donald Trump, to comment on the 2016 United States presidential election.[6][7]
The pair returned with another video on March 31, 2020 on their HeadGum channel in the midst of the Coronavirus pandemic with a skit about Amir's social distancing ideas. [8]
In April of 2021, the majority of the videos from the Jake and Amir series were removed from Collegehumor's YouTube channel and transferred to a new channel run by the pair (called "JakeandAmir"), as they had regained the intellectual rights to create new episodes whenever they chose.[9]
In August of 2021, the first new episode of “Jake and Amir” was released on the duo’s YouTube channel.
Lonely and Horny[edit]
In December 2013, Deadline reported that Jake and Amir were being brought on by TBS to star in a comedy directed by Ed Helms.[10][2] When news came in February 2015 of Jake and Amir's departure from CollegeHumor, fans pushed for TBS to pick up the production with the Twitter trending campaign #GreenLightJakeandAmir.[11][2] TBS ultimately declined the proposal, but TruTV noticed the social media campaign and ordered a pilot episode.[2] On December 20, 2015, it was announced that TruTV had decided not to pick up the show.[12][2]
While TruTV and TBS ultimately did not run their TV series, Jake and Amir were offered the opportunity to return to Vimeo to create an original web series.[2] On April 8, 2016, a new web series titled Lonely and Horny, directed by Jake and written by and starring Jake and Amir, was released on Vimeo.[13] The on-demand series is about a 30-something-year-old Ruby Jade, played by Amir, who wants to have sex more than anything. His dating-coach, Josh Rice, played by Jake, sets out to help Ruby find love.[14][15]
While Lonely and Horny is intended to be a "completely different universe" than their original Jake and Amir web series, Isabelle Hellyer of Vice writes that Ruby Jade is, "written to be flawed in almost all the same ways as Jake and Amir's Amir." Conversely, Hellyer writes that the straight-man character Josh Rice is "the most multifaceted role they've ever written."[2]The New Yorker's Ian Crouch compares the series with Jake and Amir, writing that many of the jokes and themes from the duo's shorter sketches have been "exported to the longer-form space of 'Lonely and Horny,'" and that, while "frequently very funny, it lacks the comedic density of their best short sketches."[16]
On September 26, 2018, CollegeHumor announced the production of a second season of Lonely and Horny as part of their subscription service,[17] but in 2019 the agreement between Jake and Amir and CollegeHumor ended and the show is no longer available on Dropout.[18][better source needed]
Podcasting[edit]
If I Were You[edit]
Main article: If I Were You (podcast)
In May 2013, Jake and Amir started the podcast If I Were You as an advice show where they take listener questions and try to answer them in a helpful but funny way.[19][20] Jake said that If I Were You was partially inspired by the NPR show Car Talk, in that their audience listens for the banter between the two hosts, not necessarily the questions themselves.[20]
Averaging 1 million views per month, Amir says that If I Were You's audience is primarily made up of 15- to 34-year-olds.[2] Jake says that they like advising people younger than them, "because we were there, and we came out the other side."[2] More than that, Jake says that he enjoys reaching out to "nerdy" younger fans because they can act as role-models to show that their best days are ahead of them: "We're like a little beacon of hope for losers that are told they're gonna be cool in ten years."[2]
Kayla Culver for The Concordian writes, "the responses Jake and Amir give probably wouldn’t qualify as great advice but it’s honestly not the worst advice ever given."[21] Admitting that they are not experts who should be giving out advice, Amir puts forward that he at least "tends to think of us as expert 20-somethings because we’ve been doing it for a decade."[20]
In 2018, Jake and Amir began producing a video version of the podcast for their Patreon page supporters.[22]
HeadGum[edit]
Main article: HeadGum
On August 1, 2015, after leaving CollegeHumor, Jake and Amir founded a podcast network named HeadGum with their friend Marty Michael.[23] Jake and Amir's podcast, If I Were You served as the network's flagship program.[24] HeadGum expanded into online video in 2016 when they launched a YouTube channel for comedy videos.[25] HeadGum is headquartered in Los Angeles.[23]
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Actor and comedian Lamorne Morris (New Girl, Woke) is here! Lamorne teaches Nicole about the importance of playing hard to get, and how to act unavailable to attract a man. They read a listener's story about a date who ditched them at the bar to go buy wet wipes and take a shit. Plus, is TikTok now the hottest new app to find a relationship? Crazy dating story? Looking for advice? Let Nicole and her guest help you out. Submit your stories, questions, or dirty pick-up lines to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Black Lives Matter! Click here for a list of over 100 different ways you can support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerNew Merch Store! podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746
How to Make a Man Commit (w/ Abbi Jacobson)
Comedian and actress Abbi Jacobson (Broad City, The Mitchells vs the Machines) and Nicole go over a list of ways to make a man commit - is the advice solid or is it all just mind games? Plus, Abbi shares how she met her co-star Ilana Glazer, and their combined failure trying to ask out men over Facebook. She also shares her Raya success story, and her empowering message she sends when asking someone out. Crazy dating story? Looking for advice? Let Nicole and her guest help you out. Submit your stories, questions, or dirty pick-up lines to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Black Lives Matter! Click here for a list of over 100 different ways you can support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerNew Merch Store! podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746
Throwing Shade (w/ Bianca Del Rio)
Drag queen icon Bianca Del Rio (winner of Drag Race S6) joins Nicole to chat about the challenges of finding a partner who fits with your lifestyle, the smart system behind her meet-and-greets, getting reported on Grindr, shares secrets behind her impeccable wig lines, and throws lots of shade in between. It's a real good time - get into it! For more drag queen interviews, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag Check out our best episodes of 2021! Listen at teamcoco.com/dateme2021 Black Lives Matter! Click here for a list of over 100 different ways you can support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerNew Merch Store! podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746
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Comedian and actress Chelsea Peretti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Sing 2) chats with Nicole about the best places you can go to meet singles, strong pick-up lines, and how she met husband Jordan Peele through a DM. Check out our best episodes of 2021! Listen at teamcoco.com/dateme2021 Black Lives Matter! Click here for a list of over 100 different ways you can support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerNew Merch Store! podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746
INTRO[]
Jake: Hey, you're watching a pimp and Amir!
Amir: Nice!
Jake: I'm a pimp!
Amir: I know.
Jake: I am![]
Episode[]
(Jake and Amir are at their asianmelodies dating site. Jake is on his phone. Amir is playing with some wind-up chattering teeth. Jake abruptly bursts into song, which startles Amir.)
Jake: [singing] I'm swiping right! I matched on Tinder.! She is sixteen.
Amir: Sixteen?
Jake: Nineteen. Easy does it. Nineteen. What did I sing?
Amir: Sixteen.
Jake: Pervert! That's illegal.
Amir: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah.
Amir: .Yes.
Jake: Okay.
Amir: Okay.
Jake: Alright.
Amir: Good.
Jake: So we're clear, she's sixteen-- nineteen! Now you got me sayin' it! [laughs]
Amir: You said it first!
Jake: Anyway, this is a snatch made in Heaven! Alright? Nineteen. Her name is Lod. [pronounced "load"]
Amir: Lord?
Jake: Lod. L-O-D. As in she has double-D's. It's French or some shit, and I'm going to french. [miming licking breasts] .her tits!
Amir: I wonder if I should get Tinder!
Jake: I'm gonna stop you right there. I wouldn't do that, just 'cause you're what my Tinder coach would call an app-killer.You're someone who doesn't just get left-swiped; you actually inspire people to delete the app. [laughing] You're ugly.
Amir: Mean!
Jake: Sometimes the truth hurts. You've got to embrace it. I was an app-killer myself before I met Chet, but it only cost me fifty bucks per match to become Mr. Right-Swiped!
Amir: Loser! You have a Tinder coach?
Jake: Goddamn right I do.
Amir: How many matches have you gotten?
Jake: [holding up one finger] Just the one. Just the one so far, but I've only been right-swiping for a year.
[Amir makes an incredulous face. Jake mocks him defensively.]
Amir: Long time.
Jake: The trick? Shirtless pics! That's right, a topless pic for this thick dick makes 30 day dating challenge singles chicks--
[Jake gags.]
Amir: Oh.
[Jake gags again.]
Amir: Oh!
[Jake gags a third time.]
Amir: Why?
[Jake vomits onto his desk. Amir watches in astonishment. Jake spits out the last of the vomit and continues.]
Jake: .sick!
Amir: Holy shit. How?
Jake: [clearing his throat] I fingered a cat, dude! At a shelter!
Amir: Inhumane!
Jake: [wiping his mouth] I guess I'm just excited about my date with Lod tonight.
Amir: That's not a good reason!
Jake: With Lod.
Amir: Where are you taking her?
Jake: Get this, dude [gives his phone to Amir]: I'm gonna meet her online. She's got a cam, and I am her man! Me and a couple other choice bachelorinos are going to, uh. [makes a masturbating gesture] .kinda jack it, while she [singing] talks dirty to me! [dancing, trying to sing the sax line of "Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo] Da-na-na, da, da-na-na-na-naaa, na-na-na, na, naaa-na-na!
Amir: .She's a bot.
Jake: What the fuck did you just say?
Amir: .I mean, it's clear to me--
Jake: Whoa, buddy! What the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend?
Amir: These photos are of--
Jake: I'm gonna tell you one thing right now, before you say what I think you're about to say. This "bot", as you're gonna callously call her? She might be my future wife, and the mother to my future children! So please, I beg of you, actually I demand of you, to proceed with reverence.
Amir: All--
Jake: Tread lightly. Fucker.
Amir: All these photos are of different strippers.
Jake: Meaning?
Amir: Meaning, this one's blonde. This one's a redhead. This one's Asian!
Jake: Yeah! Lod keeps you guessing, man. Jake and amir dating apps why I dig her. Plus we really connected over chat! Things got real!
Amir: Yeah, she wrote "Hey, cutie. Want to see me tonight? Go to livecamgirlwhores.co.nz and enter your billing info."
Jake: Yes! I kind of like when girls ask for what they want. I think that's sexy. Maybe you disagree.
Amir: You responded "I don't have a credit card. Can I PayPal or Venmo you? I think this could be the real deal, and I'd hate to lose you over a technicality, Lod."
Jake: Sorry for me telling her what I want too!
Amir: She responds "Sorry, cutie. Jake and amir dating apps cash. Need billing info."
Jake: Fair.
Amir: You write "Shit, shit, shit. Okay, calling my dad. Do not hang up, please."
Jake: I was worried about losing her.
Amir: She writes "Don't worry, cutie. This is a text conversation, jake and amir dating apps. There is no hanging up."
Jake: She's there for me when I'm feeling weak.
Amir: Alright.
Jake: By the way, I resent the implication that I'm not good at texting. I'm a Casanova in that regard.
Amir: Yeah, you finally respond "My dad yelled at me, but I cried, cried, cried, and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of Dad's CC."
Jake: There we go. Everything's right in the world.
Amir: "Sending you some major coin as we squeak."
Jake: She deserved it.
Amir: She says nothing!
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: You write again "I love you." jake and amir dating apps 'Cause I do.
Amir: She said nothing.
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: You write "I love you so much, Lod."
Jake: I do. I love her so much.
Amir: She says nothing.
Jake: Didn't have to.
Amir: Okay, jake and amir dating apps, 'cause then you said "I'll see you tonight on the cam. I love you so much, Lod."
Jake: What don't you understand, dude? She's playing hard to wet!
Amir: She jake and amir dating apps wrote back "Can't do tonight, cutie."
Jake: What?
Amir: "I withdrew a thousand dollars from the account as a holding fee for next week."
Jake: No.
Amir: Yeah.
Jake: No!
Amir: Yes.
Jake: Lod!
Amir: What?
Jake: Why, Lod?
END
PREVIOUSLY ON JAKE AND AMIR.:
AMIR: Remember how you told me to hire a dating coach to help me hit on girls better?
JAKE: (sighs) No.
BEN SCHWARTZ: (rolls in on chair and shakes hands with Amir) Amir Blumenfeld, how are you.
BEN SCHWARTZ: That's jake and amir dating apps girl, ok?
AMIR: Sure.
AMIR: I've. been, I've-- we were. toge-together--
JAKE: -n with, dating sites for elderly, were are you guys gonna go to lunch? Because thirdly, (slaps Amir on his shoulder) we're coming with.
INTRO:
DEEP DRAMATIC VOICE (SAM Jake and amir dating apps You are watching Jake and-- (coughs)
AMIR: (clears throat) Amir. Whoa, that was weird.
JAKE: Yeah.
[Jake and Amir are standing outside Ricky's office, while Sarah and Hallie talk inside Ricky's office.]
AMIR: I think I shouldn't be wearing a shirt, remember?
JAKE: (sighs) I don't care, what you do, at all.
BEN SCHWARTZ: (rolls in on office chair) Why are you wearing a shirt? You shouldn't be wearing a shirt. You should be peacocking all over the place.
(Amir looks at Jake with disdain as he takes off jake and amir dating apps sweater.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: So this is what we're gonna do, we'll lead off-- concentrate, we'll lead off with a joke. (to Jake) Do you know any funny jokes?
JAKE: Guy walks into a bar, ouch.
BEN SCHWARTZ: (laughs like a seal loudly, making Jake and amir dating apps and Amir cover their ears and Sara and Hallie look at him strangely) HAHEAH! UEH UHUHUH! UUUEH!--
AMIR: Ah! What's that?
BEN SCHWARTZ: That's the way I laugh. Not a big deal. When you get in there, you guys are gonna be like Raisin Bran over my aunt's ***s, ok?
AMIR: I don't get that! Whenev--
BEN SCHWARTZ: Let's get in there and let's do it. Let's get in there and do that. (to Jake) We'll get you a dick, jake and amir dating apps, let's do it.
JAKE: (to Ben Schwartz) Hey!
(The three guys walk into Ricky's office.)
AMIR: Ladies.
SARAH: Amir, Jake. A word. (She gets up and leads them out of Ricky's office, shoving Amir.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: (to Hallie) Is that seat taken?
HALLIE: Um, kind of, yeah.
BEN SCHWARTZ: Yeah, by me, probably.
[Sarah is talking to Jake and Amir outside Ricky's jake and amir dating apps SARAH: You guys, seriously, how many times do I have to tell you not to talk to my 100 percent free dating sites australia (to Jake) Jake and amir dating apps had your chance; (to Amir) You left her in the middle of a park during your date!
AMIR: (unbuttoning his shirt) Yeah, that was a weird thing.
SARAH: What are you doing?!
AMIR: Peacocking! One second!
SARAH: Just leave that on, you guys are both disgusting, god. (walks back into Ricky's office.)
[Ben Schwartz is trying to seduce Hallie, leaning towards her and talking while she leans away.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: --let you be the princess of my--
AMIR: (to Ben Schwartz) Whoa! Amir. A word.
[Amir and Ben Schwartz are talking outside Ricky's office.]
AMIR: K, what the heck was that?
BEN SCHWARTZ: First of all, you gotta pay me that $150,000 when this is done, ok? The other thing is I'm setting you up.
[Jake, Sarah, and Hallie are sitting at the table in Ricky's office.]
JAKE: So.--
SARAH: Don't!
(Amir's voice can be heard from outside the room: --you being nice to her, and you just told me not to be--)
JAKE: .It's nice to see you. That's it.
[Back to outside Ricky's office.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: No, I was trying to be your fern to a s- a salad sandwich, you know what I mean?
AMIR: Always, with the things I don't get, I don't know metaphors.
BEN SCHWARTZ: Ok, fine, then what do you like?
AMIR: Chicken nuggets, P.O.D., Freddy Got Fingered,--
BEN SCHWARTZ: Ok good, it was like P.O.D. was eating chicken nuggets--
(Amir immediately laughs, and Ben Schwartz joins in with his seal laugh.)
BEN SCHWARTZ: Yeah, yeah, you got it?
[Amir and Ben Schwartz are entering Ricky's office, by foot and rolling chair, respectively.]
BEN SCHWARTZ: Jake, Sarah? A word?
(Jake and Sarah reluctantly jake and amir dating apps up and leave.)
[Amir is talking to Hallie inside Ricky's office, while Jake, Sarah, and Ben Schwartz listen and watch through the glass walls from outside.]
AMIR: Hi, Hallie, hmhm (awkward laugh) Uh, everyone-- (the camera reveals that Amir is not wearing a shirt) --sorry, everyone is asking me to be one jake and amir dating apps, or. another, and, I'm just-- I can't do that anymore, I just have to be honest with you.
HALLIE: That's great, jake and amir dating apps, Amir.
AMIR: I think you're a stupid ugly bitch, and I hate your shoes. (clenches his face and crosses his fingers in suspense, while Hallie looks away slowly)
(Ben Schwartz crosses his fingers and gives a thumbs up from outside the room. Sarah grabs Amir's shirt that was on her head and tosses it aside.)
AMIR: So do you wanna. What do you wanna do, do you wanna go on a date, or hug me, or. how does that work out?
(Hallie gets up and leaves.)
AMIR: Some alone time. Totally cool. I need my space too.
END.
Written by Dominic Whitlock
Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld, a popular internet comedy duo and podcasters, have launched their own dating app to help their fans form personality-driven relationships.
However, the pair have aspirations to cultivate a more general user base, allowing the app to stand alone and compete with the mainstream players.
‘Orion’ was initially rolled out at the beginning of April and encourages users to upload photos that are related to a certain prompt. Potential matches can click on the images that catch their attention and find out more about the prompt that inspired it.
The design is to showcase each user’s personality and hobbies, rather than just a jake and amir dating apps of nine random photos of themselves.
Once a match has been made, the app shows topic suggestions to help facilitate more natural and genuine conversations.
Hurwitz told Forbes: “I think [Orion is] what everybody’s looking for on a dating app. A fun, flirtatious back-and-forth. I think that Amir and I, because the core of our relationship is based on a back-and-forth and setting each other up for jokes, that’s what we were trying to do when we were building this app.”
Orion is available on the iOS and Google Play Store, generating approximately 3,000 downloads in its first few weeks.
A dating app is something that Hurwitz and Blumenfeld have been thinking about creating since 2013. They said a lot of listener questions for their podcast were based around advice for Tinder and they wanted to stop giving the brand free promotion.
Read more here.
Author Dominic Whitlock
Dominic is the Editor for Global Dating Insights. Originally from Devon, England he achieved a BA in English Language & Linguistics from The University of Reading. He enjoys a variety of sports jake and amir dating apps has a further passion for film and music.
Jake and Amir
Comedy duo
This article is about a comedy duo. For their web series, see Jake and Amir (web series).
Jake and Amir is an American comedy duo made up free online dating site in usa for free podcasters and former CollegeHumor writers Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. The duo came into prominence in 2007 when they began writing and starring in the web seriesJake and Amir. The program would later be picked up and produced by CollegeHumor. It portrays humorous versions of Jake and Amir, where Jake is usually depicted as a sensible "regular guy" and Amir as his annoying co-worker who engages in bizarre and sometimes surreal hijinks which involuntarily involve Jake, much to his chagrin.
In 2013, Jake and Amir started the podcast, If I Were You, an advice show where listeners email in questions which are answered in a humorous way. Their involvement in podcasting led them to founding the podcasting network HeadGum.
Jake and Amir left CollegeHumor in 2015 to focus on producing their own content. In 2016, the duo released an on-demand comedy series called Lonely and Horny on Vimeo. The series was picked up by CollegeHumor for its second season, jake and amir dating apps.
Online video[edit]
Jake and Amir[edit]
Main article: Jake and Amir (web series)
Jake and Amir is a web series set in CollegeHumor's office in New York City and later Los Angeles where Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld played humorous versions of themselves: Jake is usually depicted as a sensible "straight man" and Amir as his annoying, obsessive, and odd co-worker.[1] Running for over eight years, Jake and Amir was CollegeHumor's longest-running series and has amassed approximately one-billion views as of April 2017.[2]
The show was started in 2007 as a way for Jake and Amir to have fun at work. As it grew in popularity, CollegeHumor began paying Jake and Amir jake and amir dating apps make the videos for their website. Over its eight-year run, the web series featured a number of jake and amir dating apps, including actors Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Ben Schwartz, Rick Fox, and Milana Vayntrub, as well as a cameo by actor Ed Helms as 'Mickey' in one of the final episodes. In 2011, CollegeHumor released Jake and Amir: Fired, a thirty-minute special in which Amir is fired and Jake is promoted.[3] The special was CollegeHumor's first paid content, and was available for purchase online or as a DVD.[4]
Jake and Amir ended in February 2015 when CollegeHumor released the series' eight-part finale.[5] On October 27, 2016, the pair returned to CollegeHumor for a single episode of Jake and Amir, titled Jake and Amir: Donald Trump, to comment on the 2016 United States presidential election.[6][7]
The pair returned with another video on March 31, 2020 on their HeadGum channel in the midst of the Coronavirus pandemic with a skit about Amir's social distancing ideas. [8]
In April of 2021, the majority of the videos from the Jake and Amir series were removed from Collegehumor's YouTube channel and transferred to a new channel run by the pair (called "JakeandAmir"), as they had regained the intellectual rights to create new episodes whenever they chose.[9]
In August of 2021, the first new episode of “Jake and Amir” was released on the duo’s YouTube channel.
Lonely and Horny[edit]
In December 2013, Deadline reported that Jake and Amir were being brought on by TBS to star in a comedy directed by Ed Helms.[10][2] When news came in February 2015 of Jake and Amir's departure from CollegeHumor, fans pushed for TBS to pick up the production with the Twitter trending campaign #GreenLightJakeandAmir.[11][2] TBS ultimately declined the proposal, but TruTV noticed the social media campaign and ordered a pilot episode.[2] On December 20, 2015, it was announced that TruTV had decided not to pick up the show.[12][2]
While TruTV and TBS ultimately did not run their TV series, Jake and Amir were offered the opportunity to return to Vimeo to create an original web series.[2] On April 8, 2016, jake and amir dating apps, a new web series titled Lonely and Horny, directed by Jake and written by and starring Jake and Amir, was released on Vimeo.[13] The on-demand series is about a 30-something-year-old Ruby Jade, played by Amir, who jake and amir dating apps to have sex more than anything. His dating-coach, Josh Rice, jake and amir dating apps, played by Jake, sets out to help Ruby find love.[14][15]
While Lonely and Horny is intended to be a "completely different universe" than their original Jake and Amir web series, Isabelle Hellyer of Vice writes that Ruby Jade is, "written to be dating app based on personality in almost all the same ways as Jake and Amir's Amir." Conversely, Hellyer writes that the straight-man character Josh Rice is "the most multifaceted role they've ever written."[2]The New Yorker's Ian Crouch compares the series with Jake and Amir, writing that many of why is dating so hard for men jokes and themes from the duo's shorter sketches have been "exported to the longer-form space of 'Lonely and Horny,'" and that, while "frequently very funny, it lacks the comedic density of their best short sketches."[16]
On September 26, 2018, CollegeHumor announced the production of a second season of Lonely and Horny as part of their subscription service,[17] but in 2019 the agreement between Jake and Amir and CollegeHumor ended and the show is no longer available on Dropout.[18][better source needed]
Podcasting[edit]
If I Were You[edit]
Main article: If I Were You (podcast)
In May 2013, Jake and Amir started the podcast If I Were You as an advice show where they take listener questions and try to answer them in a helpful but funny way.[19][20] Jake said that If I Were You was partially inspired by the NPR show Car Talk, in that their audience listens for the banter between the two hosts, not necessarily the questions themselves.[20]
Averaging 1 million views per month, Amir says that If I Were You's audience is primarily made up of 15- to 34-year-olds.[2] Jake says that they like advising people younger than them, "because we were there, and we came out the other side."[2] More than that, Jake says that he enjoys reaching out to "nerdy" younger fans because they can act as role-models to show that their best days are ahead of them: "We're like a little beacon of hope for losers that are told they're gonna be cool in ten years."[2]
Kayla Culver for The Concordian writes, "the responses Jake and Amir give probably wouldn’t qualify as great advice but it’s honestly not the worst advice ever given."[21] Admitting that they are not experts who should be giving out advice, Amir puts forward that he at least "tends to think of us as expert 20-somethings because jake and amir dating apps been doing it for a decade."[20]
In 2018, Jake and Amir began producing a video version of the podcast for their Patreon page supporters.[22]
HeadGum[edit]
Main article: HeadGum
On August 1, 2015, after leaving CollegeHumor, Jake and Amir founded a podcast network named HeadGum with their friend Marty Michael.[23] Jake and Amir's podcast, If I Were You served as the network's flagship program.[24] HeadGum expanded into online video in 2016 when they launched a YouTube channel for comedy videos.[25] HeadGum is headquartered in Los Angeles.[23]
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City in Paint by Mateusz Urbanowicz
Photographer, Denise Grünstein.
Yes I bought it
Ox: *Sees Joe, starts stuttering and walks into a wall*
Joe:
Ox: “They moved into the old house next to ours. Or back into the house, jake and amir dating apps. I don’t know quite which yet. The Bennetts. Heard of them?”
Gordo:
I got sooo many requests to do Ox and Joe after I posted my last Wolfsong art and I just wanna say I see you and I hear you and I TOO respect my alphas.
they protect… they nuzzle… they snuggle
Ox: *slams face into a wall upon seeing Joe jake and amir dating apps & Kelly:
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