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Our list of funny female dating profile examples has such witty (and sometimes, hilarious) bios that you’ll be having a tough time deciding which one to pick for your headliner. Similar to what we did in 16 funny Bumble bios for females, we’ll give you hints and suggestions on how to adjust them to suit your personality perfectly.

What is a good headline for a dating profile? Well, it’s usually brief, and what better way to get someone’s attention by making them smile. Some of our suggestions are only a line long, yet they’re completely on point.

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The whole scenario makes it even more important for your profile bios to be as eye-catching as possible! The best dating profile text can work in several ways. First of all, it can be funny and intriguing, inspiring the person to text you and see what it’s all about. Next, your bio can be eye-catching because you’re mentioning food and drinks, and let’s be honest, these are two very positive associations that every best Tinder bio for girl should have in order to get you loads of swipes or clicks.

Another way to attract someone similar to you is to write the good old About Me/About You bio. You’ll find some nice examples right here on these pages. Finally, we’ve added some one-liners that may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but after all, neither are you, so don’t be afraid to risk it. You’re looking for a match, not just stacking funny Tinder profiles for your own amusement.

In order to provide you with nothing but the best, we roamed through dating profile examples by female app lovers at Pinterest, Demilked, Zoosk , SwipeLIfe, and had to go back to Pinterest one more time, because they had such great girl dating bios.

What was our strategy for choosing the best ones? Well, we immediately excluded all those that required demands that are too hard to meet. For instance, try to recall those humorous girl bios in which it states that she loves going on paragliding adventures, but you've really got vertigo! Or, how about that Tinder bio for a girl in which she states she can bring you back to life because she’s a respiratory technician at the hospital? That’s all nice and neat, but you can’t take up any courses at the moment. You’re just trying to date, for heaven’s sake, not build up your CV.

Therefore, we tried to make the bios as much as adaptable as possible. Admittedly, the list is left random. When it comes to laughter, it’s just hard to say which of these woman dating bios is the funniest. But what we can vouch for with certainty is that each of them fills up your mailbox.

So, without further ado, check out what we’ve compiled as some of the best funny female dating profile examples, and get ready for tons of dates!

16. “On our first date, I’ll carve our names in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have knives.”

This will probably genuinely appeal to a man (or woman) who’s into hunting and firearms. On the other hand, you needn’t be a cold arms aficionado. You’ll still have a full DM because people will wish to know if you are really that dangerous. An intriguing bio, to say the least.

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15. “About Me: I like to sing-talk, guys with messy hair, reading the New Yorker on Sunday mornings, and funny voices.

About You: If you’re still reading this, that’s pretty good. Let’s do this.”

Could you make it any clearer? Guys like having it spelled out for them, and this is one of the most straightforward funny female dating profile examples. Another great thing — you have a call to action right there (“Let’s do this.”).

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14. “I enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the acid wears off and I realize I’ve been dragging a naked mannequin around a Danny’s parking lot for 12 hours”

To some, it may seem mildly disturbing. Yet, you will definitely weed out all those guys that don’t share the same sense of humor like you with this one. You’re bound to find someone just like you.

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13. “All you need to lure me into your car is wine and pizza.”

Or beer and pizza. Chances are, you’ve just mentioned two of his favorite things, and maybe even hinted at the third one (sexual activity). Also, this is as brief a bio as it gets, which sends the message you know what you want.

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12. “About Me: Likes poop jokes, can stay out late on a school night, and isn’t afraid to talk politics on a first date.

About You: tolerates my poop jokes, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and likes a healthy debate.”

About me — About you is a good old dating bio that never goes out of fashion. You can alter it to fit your personality, and with a bit of luck (though by reading these 16 funny female dating profile examples, you know there’s a lot to research, not just sheer luck), you’ll attract the person of your dreams!

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11. “Gryffindor, social media consultant, big sister, comedian.

(Okay, that last one isn’t true)”

Of course, it is true, but that’s exactly how you show off you’re the witty one on the dating app. You can alter these in the way that you wish, and you needn’t even like Harry Potter at all, but pick something else instead.

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10. “The girl doesn’t stop” — My best friend Erin.

“Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” — Dr.Dar, my dentist

“She’s not as crazy as she looks.” — My ex-boyfriend.

You may wish to leave the ex out of the picture, but otherwise, such funny female dating profile examples work like a charm.

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9. “Passionate goblin with 10+ years of experience, seeking to increase profitability for the National Goblin Association. At Goblin headquarters, slashed costs by 32% in 6 months by implementing Bloodletting training across all departments. Cut stockroom waste by 65% with new garbage binging techniques. Skilled in bone cleaning, whispering while in the dark, and proficient in Microsoft office.”

It’s a lengthy one. Do you really need to be a goblin for this one? Of course not. Just invent whatever character you wish and get ready for some online role-playing.

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.8. “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

Ain’t no shame in being a sight for sore eyes, and who says sexy doesn’t go with charming or witty? This is a good conversation starter as well. What is life all about…?

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7. “I’m the kinda girl you can take home to your family. I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out.”

In a nutshell, you’re a real cutie, but maybe even a bit dangerous. Sweet and spicy, you’ll get all the swiping right a good girl could wish for.

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6. “I was in New Orleans when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Long story short, my nipple may or may not have been pierced.”

It’s a real mystery. Truth be told, this could be used by a guy as well. The person reading will immediately be thinking of your nipples, naturally, and have a great desire to see them, so expect such requests as soon as you post this one. A bit of sexiness in funny female dating profile examples.

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Single people, listen up: If you’re looking for love, want to start dating, or just keep it casual, you need to be on Tinder. With over 55 billion matches made, it’s the place to be to meet your next best match. Let’s be real, the dating landscape looks very different today, as most people are meeting online. With Tinder, the world’s most popular free dating app, you have millions of other single people at your fingertips and they’re all ready to meet someone like you. Whether you’re straight or in the LGBTQIA community, Tinder’s here to bring you all the sparks.

There really is something for everyone on Tinder. Want to get into a relationship? You got it. Trying to find some new friends? Say no more. New kid on campus and looking to make the most of your college experience? Tinder U’s got you covered. Tinder isn’t your average dating site — it’s the most diverse dating app, where adults of all backgrounds and experiences are invited to make connections, memories, and everything in between.

For these trout-toting Romeos, it could soon be love at first bite.

Dating apps have served a smorgasbord of swoon-inducing male suitors of late — with profile pics that highlight the latest turn-ons, from chicken parm-wielding charmers and “Machu men” mountaineers to West Elm Caleb’s shady promise of mid-century modern bliss.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a new trend has been netting the ladies’ attention: the big fish flaunter.

These bass-anovas are inundating singles with profile pics of prized hauls from bluegills to bass — and many grouper groupies are swallowing the fin-omenon hook, line and sinker.

Now, women are debating whether the ubiquitous fish photos are the next big catch on dating apps — or a symptom of toxic masculinity.

“One day, I’m on an app [Bumble], out of 25 swipes, 10 of the peeps were holding fish,” Elizabeth Hlotyak, 47, a freelance photographer from White Plains, told The Post. She began to suspect this was a fishy new dating trend.

And new survey numbers appear to back up Hlotyak’s theory: The angling app Fishbrain analyzed the Tinder profiles of 100 young men in Virginia (ages 18 to 25) — and found that a whopping 42% opted to include one pic featuring themselves hoisting a recently caught fish (a prior survey found that 8% of New York dating profiles featured a fish, and 22% for Florida).

“It has definitely played a part in whether we choose to swipe right,” Camille, a member of the Tri Delta sorority at Virginia Tech, told The Post, declining to give her last name or age for privacy reasons. She’s of one many surveyed sorority gals who reported seeing “loads of guys showing off their fish every time” she logs onto Tinder and other dating platforms.

Melissa Hobley, CMO of the leading dating app OkCupid, told The Post she’s “definitely seen an uptick in professional fishermen being more popular on OkCupid.”

The trend coincides with a nationwide increase in anglers putting lines in the water — a practice dubbed “social fishtancing” following many people’s scrambles to find COVID-safe activities during the pandemic.

And this unorthodox date bait is apparently a point of attraction: The new Fishbrain survey found that more than one in seven (roughly 15%) of 235 Tri Delta sisters saw men who posed with recently caught fish on Tinder as more attractive than those who did not. Also, per a prior Facebook survey of 1,000 Florida sorority members, 46% of young American women in their late teens and early- to mid-twenties actually prefer the former.

What’s the allure of a guy toting a trophy catch? Camille explained: “It makes men seem more athletic and powerful.”

“Maybe it correlates to their ability as a breadwinner, but I think more likely that holding a massive fish has other connotations,” the college gal added, cheekily. “Holding a giant fish is for sure more attractive than posing with some small, dull, unimpressive catch.”

Attraction “can also depend on the type of fish, as some are definitely nicer to look at than others,” added Camille.

In order to deem which fish make men the most enticing, Fishbrain took the 2021 survey participants who preferred fish-flaunters and presented them with a lineup of anonymized dating profile images featuring different species. They then asked them to rate how much more attractive each fish made the potential match on a scale of one to 10.

The biggest catch, with a score of 6.1, was the hogfish — a colorful critter that evokes the lovechild of a snapper and a swine, growing up to 24 pounds. Despite its oddball countenance, women theoretically found this Atlantic ocean dweller appealing due to its “unusual pink and red color,” said Camille. “Also, it has a weird mouth,” she added.

Clocking in dead last at 2.3 was the striped bass — a staple of New York fishery — which weighs up to three times as much as a hogfish, but is comparatively monochromatic. It’s apparently not the size of the fish, but how you choose it.

Sam Kim, 23, an Illinois data scientist who posts fishy photos to Hinge, Tinder and Bumble, told The Post that snaps of bass and other “non-impressive fish” were ignored by potential matches. However, when the Northwestern University grad uploaded a profile pic featuring a “pretty” African pompano, he got multiple likes in one week.

Presentation and photography are also important, and several female social media users have even dedicated themselves to judging men’s fish shots like an ichthyological Westminster Kennel Club show.

“Is there anything inherently wrong with this fish? No,” wrote TikTok user @rachellloooo in a review of a fly fisherman posing with a trout. “But why must he hold as if it is a shlong?”

Determining Tinder matches by their catch-of-the-day might sound superficial. But relationship gurus believe that this behavior is rooted in the instinct to judge a potential partner’s ability to put food on the table — the logic being: the bigger the fish, the more adept its provider.

“In a time when so many men are out of touch with their masculinity, a photo of him with his big fish subconsciously signals to match that he can survive in the wild,” NYC matchmaker Amy Van Doran of the Modern Love Club told the The Post. “[It’s] a holdover from when we used to pick our mates based on survival, and who can help the child survive infancy.”

Van Doran added, “If the men really want to look sexy, they should get their photos in a cave with a loin cloth and a club.”

This perception of fish-flaunters as prehistoric stragglers has reached such a fever pitch that it was parodied in a New Yorker article: “I Am a Tinder Guy Holding a Fish and I Will Provide for You,” which includes the perennial line: “I will provide you with many orgasms and sea bass.”

However, not all woman are as smitten, with many believing that the trend is emblematic of toxic bass-culinity.

“They are a hallmark of a certain type of dude: bro-y, wants to seem outdoorsy and a ‘manly man,'” a 33-year-old attorney, who’s chosen to remain anonymous, told The Post. “I think there is probably some psychological explanation, like they are trying to show they can provide or something, but I don’t think they think it through that hard.”

The North Carolina resident continued, “I also grew up in the South and the people who went fishing frequently were generally gun-toting republican types that are not the people I want to spend my life with. So I may have bad connotations from my upbringing. Overall, I think it ties into toxic masculinity in a way that I find off-putting and unattractive.” 

In fact, even some female anglers are baffled by them. “Nothing wrong with fishing, I love to go fishing. I just don’t get [fish in profile pics],” added Hlotyak, who pointed out that it’s a running joke amongst her friends. She recalled reaching out to one such angler on Bumble, only to cut bait after he started sending her random “videos of him pulling in marlin off the Gulf of Mexico.”

Fortunately, not all fishermen post bass snaps to stroke their egos.

“I use fish pics because I’m usually happiest in them,” said John Prioli, a North Carolina native and 15-year fishing veteran, told the Cut in a 2018 interview. “It’s the culmination of waking up early (or going out late), busting your ass to get out there, bringing the right gear, presenting the fish with the right bait or lure in the right place and time and finally just being able to hold the animal for a while and take a photo.”

Meanwhile, environmentalist AJ Scheff said he simply “wanted to make my hobby known in hopes to find someone who also enjoys it as much as me.”

“At the very least, that’s a cool photo that tees up an ice breaker on any dating app,” said OKCupid’s Melissa Hobley.

When online dating – as with meeting people in real life – the first impression is everything.

Unlike real-life meets, though, you can’t get away with flirty glances and smiles on an app; it all hangs on your opening line.

If you’ve been on the apps for a while, you’ll have heard the cheesy ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’ chat-ups – and while these may have worked for our parents, they’re now somewhat played out.

Asking someone questions about their profile is always a good way to start, as it shows them you’ve actually looked and aren’t going for stock openers.

Perhaps your match enjoys the same video game or music as you, or has been to somewhere you’ve also travelled. These are all great entry points.

In cases where their profile is a little sparse, or if you don’t share their hobbies, you’ll need to get a little more creative.

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we’ve created a master list to give you some ideas, with 40 all-purpose opening messages to catch their attention and get the conversation flowing.

40 funny and flirty opening lines to use on dating apps

From the flirty to the silly, here are plenty of jumping-off points for chatting more… and potentially a love connection:

1. Which song would you choose as the soundtrack for your life?
2. Tell me two truths and a lie about you and I’ll try to guess which one’s fake.
3. What’s your most controversial opinion?
4. Tell me about your perfect Sunday…
5. I want to hear your finest dad joke! Make me laugh/cringe, the cornier the better.
6. You look just like [celebrity they look like]. Do you hear that all the time?
7. Choose our date: A movie, boozy night out, or hiking?
8. Help me choose what to make for dinner? I’ll buy you breakfast after our date in return…
9. [Along with a dog/cat gif] Cat or dog person? Your response is required to determine whether we’re a match.
10. Before we get chatting, I want you to know I’ll never send you unsolicited dick pics. Duck pics, though, I can’t promise anything [send picture of a duck].
11. You’ve travelled loads! Where’s the best place you’ve been?
12. Using only emojis, tell me your life story.
13. If I made you dinner, what’s a meal that’d make you fall in love with me?
14. How long have you lived in [city]? What’s your favourite restaurant/bar/day out here?
15. [If they live in the same city as you] Hey, you’re not far from me! Have you ever tried restaurant/bar/day out?
16. Favourite comedian, actor, and singer? Go!
17. You had me at [something in their profile that made them stand out]…
18. What’s the worst opening line you’ve ever received, or is it this message?
19. You just won a million pounds, what’s the first thing you do?
20. What will we tell our grandchildren when they ask how we met?
21. [If they have a pet in their pictures] You have the most beautiful fur and whiskers I’ve ever seen, and your human is pretty cute too.
22. What made you swipe right on me?
23. I’m a [star sign], does that mean we’re compatible?
24. I bet you a tenner we’d have a great date.
25. I had a great opening line ready, but you’re so hot I’ve forgotten it.
26. I’m using my last 2% battery to send you this message. If that’s not commitment, I don’t know what is.
27. You’re a [film/movie/show on their profile] fan right? What do you think of the newest release?
28. What are your thoughts on pineapple on pizza?
29. I saw you also like [hobby] and couldn’t not swipe right! How did you get into it?
30. Who would you rather be stuck in a lift with? [List two celebs]
31. I bet you a drink your personality is even better than your looks.
32. The 10th picture back in your camera roll describes our relationship. What’s the prognosis?
33. What’s your usual McDonald’s/Greggs/KFC order?
34. I’m vaxxed, waxed, and ready for a date. Where are we going?
35. Please tell me you’re not the type of person who claps when the plane lands…
36. Were Ross and Rachel really on a break?
37. Do you like bad boys/girls? Because I’m really bad at this.
38. Your [a quality about them] really caught my eye. You’re stunning!
39. I’d tell you you’re gorgeous, but I’m sure you get that all the time. How about you describe yourself with a gif instead?
40. There’s not much on your bio but I’d love to get to know you. Quickfire question round?

Remember, you’ll always do better with something personalised rather than a generic quote. Even just asking someone out can be effective, depending on who it is.

As long as it’s considerate – not a boring ‘hi’ – you’re already on to a winner.

Let’s hope some of these lines help you on your way to finding a genuine connection with someone special.

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Love them or hate them, it’s hard to deny the ubiquity of dating apps. Gone (or at least less popular) are the days of being set up on blind dates or exchanging numbers with an attractive stranger at a bar. If you’re going to try to meet the love of your life on Bumble, Hinge, Tinder, etc., you might as well make sure your profile is in tip-top shape. That means avoiding some of the phrases and details below. Good luck out there.

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1. What You’re *Not* Looking For

Including criteria for who shouldn’t swipe left or message you is just a real Debbie Downer move. Rather than focusing on what you’re not looking for, be specific about what you are looking for. Chances are, if you’re clear enough about the type of person you are (your passions, jobs, favorite movie, etc.), prospective partners will weed themselves out.

2. Anything Too Generic

Now, we’re not saying you need to write a dissertation on what you’re looking for in a partner with Zadie Smith-level descriptions, but ultra-generic statements like “I love music,” are just plain boring. Instead, add a detail or two: Have you seen Cher in concert seven times? Were you in a punk band in college? Adding these little details makes it a lot easier for someone to start a conversation with you.

3. Sarcasm About Being on ‘The Apps’

Can dating app jokes be funny? They sure can, but as much as we love to poke fun at the objectively strange way we meet people these days, being too negative about the experience can be a turn-off. If you feel like you’re too cool to be online dating, don’t do it. Statements like, “Only on here because my friend signed me up,” or “I’m 5’8 (because apparently that matters on here [eyeroll emoji]” make it seem like you’re totally disinterested in meeting someone.

4. Lies (or Even Exaggerations)

Imagine this: You match with the guy of your dreams. Like, he’s perfect on paper. You set up a drinks date and one of the first things he asks you about is your college crew career. Turns out, he rowed at Princeton and your harmless little fib (you were a benchwarmer on your high school crew team) is exposed right off the bat. Awkward. Rather than lying—or even exaggerating—and risking being caught red-handed, be honest. In our experience, not many strong relationships are built off of untruths.

5. *No Information*

No, a blank profile isn’t mysterious. It just looks like you’re lazy and don’t care enough to add at least something about yourself. If you’re not comfortable sharing many personal details, at least include a question or two that could start a conversation with a match. Trust: It’s better than nothing.

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Do you know what word causes the most annoyance when you're busy with life and still single? Da-ting. The many lousy dates, online dating jokes images, stupid conversations, unmemorably spent time, and an occasional sociopath absolutely ruins the joy of meeting someone new. Because of this displeasure in seeking for your pair, some smart people have invented online dating, Tinder being the beacon of it all. Consequently, there are many pages full of online dating tips, for those who have a hard time grasping this activity. But with tips and all, not everybody manages to present their Tinder profiles in a 'normal' and alluring manner.

Though online dating eliminates the factor of going to a rendezvous with someone who's doubtlessly not your type, there's still a chance to encounter a total weirdo. As you can see from this list of funny Tinder profiles compiled by Bored Panda, there's certainly no shortage of "interesting" people looking for love on the popular dating app. Do you like your men to place their underpants on the table as a sign that they want to engage in passionate consummation? Then you've hit the Tinder dating jackpot. Are you looking for a Mexican woman who will steal your job and then rape you? Or perhaps you'd prefer a fragile old lady trapped in the body of a tall young man? Whatever you're into, no matter how strange, you're sure to find a keeper in the quirky collection of best Tinder profiles below.

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Our list of funny female dating profile examples has such witty (and sometimes, hilarious) bios that you’ll be having a tough time deciding which one to pick for your headliner. Similar to what we did in 16 funny Bumble bios for females, we’ll give you hints and suggestions on how to adjust them to suit your personality perfectly.

What is a good headline for a dating profile? Well, it’s usually brief, and what better way to get someone’s attention by making them smile. Some of our suggestions are only a line long, bad girls dating they’re completely on point.

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The whole scenario makes it even more important for your profile bios to be as eye-catching as possible! The best dating profile text can work in several ways. First of all, it can be funny and intriguing, inspiring the person to text you and see what it’s all about. Next, your bio can be eye-catching because you’re mentioning food and drinks, and let’s be honest, online dating jokes images are two very positive associations that every best Tinder bio for girl should have in order to get you loads of swipes or clicks.

Another way to attract someone similar to you is to write the good old About Me/About You bio. You’ll find some nice examples right here on these pages. Finally, we’ve added some one-liners that may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but after all, neither are you, so don’t be afraid to risk it. You’re looking for a match, not just stacking funny Tinder online dating jokes images for your own amusement.

In order to provide you with nothing but the best, we roamed through dating profile examples by female app lovers at Pinterest, Demilked, ZooskSwipeLIfe, and had to go back to Pinterest one more time, because they had such great girl dating bios.

What was our strategy for choosing the best ones? Well, rea dating app immediately excluded all those that required demands that are too hard to meet. For instance, try to recall those humorous girl bios in which it states that she loves going on paragliding adventures, but you've really got vertigo! Or, how about that Tinder bio for a girl in which she states she can bring you back to life because she’s a respiratory technician at the hospital? That’s all nice and neat, but you can’t take up any courses at the moment. You’re just trying to date, for heaven’s sake, not build up your CV.

Therefore, we tried to make the bios as much as adaptable as possible. Admittedly, the list is left random. When it comes to laughter, it’s just hard to say which of these woman dating bios is the funniest. But what we can vouch for with certainty is that each of them fills up your mailbox.

So, without further ado, check out what we’ve compiled as some of the best funny female dating profile examples, and get ready for tons of dates!

16. “On our first date, I’ll carve our names in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have knives.”

This will probably genuinely appeal to a man (or woman) who’s into hunting online dating jokes images firearms. On the other hand, online dating jokes images, you needn’t be a cold arms aficionado. You’ll still online dating jokes images a full DM because people will wish to know if you are really that dangerous. An intriguing bio, to say the least.

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15. “About Me: I like to sing-talk, guys with messy hair, reading the New Yorker on Sunday mornings, and funny voices.

About You: If you’re still reading this, that’s pretty good. Let’s do this.”

Could you make it any clearer? Guys like having it spelled out for them, and this is one of the most straightforward funny female dating profile examples. Another great thing — you have a call to action right there (“Let’s do this.”).

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14. “I enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the acid wears off and I realize I’ve been dragging a naked mannequin around a Danny’s parking lot for 12 hours”

To some, it may seem mildly disturbing. Yet, you will definitely weed out all those guys that don’t share the same sense of humor like you with this one. You’re bound to find someone just like you.

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13. “All you need to lure me into your car is wine and pizza.”

Or beer and pizza. Chances are, you’ve just mentioned two of his favorite things, and maybe even hinted at the third one (sexual activity). Also, this is as brief a bio as it gets, which sends the message you know what you want.

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12. “About Me: Likes poop jokes, can stay out late on a school night, and isn’t afraid to talk politics on a first date.

About You: tolerates my poop jokes, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and likes a healthy debate.”

About me — About you is a good old dating bio that never goes out of fashion, online dating jokes images. You can alter it to fit your personality, and with a bit of luck (though by reading these 16 funny female dating profile examples, you know there’s online dating jokes images lot to research, not just sheer luck), you’ll attract the person of your dreams!

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11. “Gryffindor, social media consultant, big sister, comedian.

(Okay, that last one isn’t true)”

Of course, it is true, but that’s exactly how you show off you’re the witty one on the dating app. You can alter these in the way that you wish, online dating jokes images, and you needn’t even like Harry Potter at all, but pick something else instead.

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10. “The girl doesn’t stop” — My best friend Erin.

“Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” — Dr.Dar, my dentist

“She’s not as crazy as she looks.” — My ex-boyfriend.

You may wish to leave the ex out of the picture, but otherwise, such funny female dating profile examples work like a charm.

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9. “Passionate goblin with 10+ years of experience, seeking to increase profitability for the National Goblin Association. At Goblin headquarters, slashed costs by 32% in 6 months by implementing Bloodletting training across all departments. Cut stockroom waste by 65% with new garbage binging techniques. Skilled in bone cleaning, whispering while in the dark, and proficient in Microsoft office.”

It’s a lengthy one. Do you really need to be a goblin for this one? Of course not. Just invent whatever character you wish and get ready for some online role-playing.

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.8. “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, online dating jokes images, really, dating single mom reddit good online dating jokes images. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

Ain’t no shame in being a sight for sore eyes, and who says sexy doesn’t go with charming or witty? This is a good conversation starter as well. What is life all about…?

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7. “I’m the kinda girl you can take home to your family. I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out.”

In a nutshell, you’re a real cutie, but maybe even a bit dangerous. Sweet and spicy, you’ll get all the swiping right a good girl could wish for.

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6. “I was in New Orleans when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Long story short, my nipple may or may not have been pierced.”

It’s a real mystery. Truth be told, this could be used by a guy as well. The person reading will immediately be thinking of your nipples, naturally, and have a great desire to see them, so expect such requests as soon as you post this one. A bit of sexiness in funny female dating profile examples.

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Unlike real-life meets, though, online dating jokes images, you can’t get away with flirty glances and smiles on an app; it all hangs on your opening line.

If you’ve been on the apps for a while, you’ll have heard the cheesy ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’ chat-ups – and while these may have worked for our parents, they’re now somewhat played out.

Asking someone questions about their profile is always a good way to start, as it shows them you’ve actually looked and aren’t going for stock openers.

Perhaps your match enjoys the same video game or music as you, or has been to somewhere you’ve also travelled. These are all great entry points.

In cases where their profile is a little sparse, or if you don’t share their hobbies, you’ll need to get a little more creative.

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we’ve created a master list to give you some ideas, with 40 all-purpose opening messages to catch their attention and get the conversation flowing.

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1. Which song would you choose as the soundtrack for your life?
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3. What’s your most controversial opinion?
4. Tell me about your perfect Sunday…
5. I want to hear your finest dad joke! Make me laugh/cringe, the cornier the better.
6. You look just like [celebrity they look like]. Do you hear that all the time?
7. Choose our date: A movie, boozy night out, or hiking?
8. Help me choose what to make for dinner? I’ll buy you breakfast after our date in return…
9. [Along with a dog/cat gif] Cat or dog person? Your response is required to determine whether we’re a match.
10. Before we get chatting, I want you to know I’ll never send you unsolicited dick pics. Duck pics, though, I can’t promise anything [send picture of a duck].
11. You’ve travelled loads! Where’s the best place you’ve been?
12. Using only emojis, tell me your life story.
13. If I made you dinner, what’s a meal that’d make you fall in love with me?
14. How long have you lived in [city]? What’s your favourite restaurant/bar/day out here?
15. [If they live in the same city as you] Hey, you’re not far from me! Have you ever tried restaurant/bar/day out?
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Remember, you’ll always do better with something personalised rather than a generic quote. Even just asking someone out can be effective, depending on who it is.

As long as it’s considerate – not a boring ‘hi’ – you’re already on to a winner.

Let’s hope some of these lines help you on your way to finding a genuine connection with someone special.

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